Grand Palace and Pussy ping pong

Day 58

Bangkok

Today we are going to visit Grand Palace, one of the most popular sightseeing spots in Bangkok. When we arrive to the gate, a man tells us that it is the praying time for the monks and we have to wait 1,5 hours to get in. He says that there is an official Tuk-Tuk, which costs much less then the normal one, because it is sponsored by the state, and it will take us to 3 temples with free admission for 50 baht (2 hours ride) and then we can come back to the Grand Palace which will be open that time. Ok, at that moment we thought we are really lucky and accepted the proposal, but later we found out that this is actually is a very popular scam, and it is done just to take us on the way to tailor and jewerly shops where tuk tuk drivers have comission for every customer brought.


Anyway, fist we visited standing Budha, 45 meters tall. The tuk tuk driver was waiting fror us outside.


Ok, the next stop was a tailor shop, where you could order a tailor made suit. We entered for couple of minutes ande then went back to the tuk tuk. The driver took us to other temple, called Wat Saket (The Golden Mount). But on the way, he stoped at jewerly shop, saying that he needs to fill some gas...yeah, sure!


The Golden temple was at the mountain, so we climbed many stairs and finally got to the top.



Country flags

and Royal flags


Well, we saw the temple, more Budhas and when we got down stairs, our tuk tuk driver has disapeared...I suppose, we visited both shops and did not buy anything, so he went to chase new clients. We took another tuk tuk and for 50 bahts got to Grand Palace.

The entrance in the Palace is pretty high, 350 baht (7€) per person, but the complex is really impressive and worth visiting.

















Emerald Budha temple


In about 2 hours we finished the visit and tired went back to Rambutri street to grab something to eat. On the way we have discovered the best hotel for our next visit to Bangkok (when we will be working and will have more money haha) - Sleep With Inn. It costs 20€ for double room with air con, hot water, great design!!


We had a cheap and tasty dinner in Rambutri, with classic thai dishes: Tom Yam soup, sweet and sour shrimps, and papaya salad, which was so spicy that I was not able to finish it (my heart was literaly stopping of all the chillys they put in the salad :-D


and here is Andreea with her favourite drinks (haha kidding) :DD For those who don´t know, she is working for Coca-Cola Company :-D


After dinner we have decided to go to the red light area in Bangkok, Patpong, and see the famous ping pong show - where the girls were suppposed to shoot ping pong balls from the pussy and do other stuff too - smoke cigarette, write the letter, cut banana, use chopstick...yeah, with the pussy!

Yim called me to say that she will come to patpong with her friend, thai girl who was living in London for last 7 years or so.

Ok, we took the taxi and arrived to Pat pong night market. One of many men offering ping pong show, has agreed for 300 baht (entrance + 1 beer). Once you enter and pay this money, you can sit there for the rest of the night and see the shop, repeating and repeating again. Obviously we did not plan to stay more then 1 hour or so. Me, Juli and Andreea have entered the super Pussy club :-D

As soon as we sat down, 10 girls came to Juli and started to touch him, massage him and ask him for tip. In the end he gave them 100 baht and said - "this is it, don´t bother me anymore!"


Fist was “Pussy Open the Bottle” - a mid age woman, not beautiful, no good body, a bit fat and with cesarean scar opened the bottle with her pussy (she had a bottle opener there, i suppose, but still impressive :-DD

Pussy Chopsticks - another girl was using chopsticks to take the rings from the floor and put them on the bottle necki, then Pussy Blowing Candle, Pussy Smoke Cigars, Pussy cut banana, Pussy ping pong....one by one the girls were changing and doing all this stuff. The thing they had in common was really tired and unhappy face, and all of them were not young and not beautiful, totallly oposite.

Last one was Pussy Write Letter,where the girl actuallly painted Juli´s portrait with you know...her pussy.

After 30-45 minutes we went out and met Yim with her friend and went to one of the side streets for a beer.



Well, that was it, we saw the famouse pussy ping pong show and now we know that it is sad and pathetic show...but to see it once, may be an experience :-)